Personal what???

( laughing out loud and allmost rolling over the floor...).. just coudln't resist putting this up. Will continue the character assasination of my fellow mates in the coming posts... But check this..
There's this tv show on some telugu channel, tentatively called " personal touch"... i happened to come across today. Had always heard of it during the college days in those " only guys allowed" walla discussions..So here was this " i know it all, muhahaa" kind of a dude facing the set with a background that resembles the ad of a male contraceptive...He is supposed to solve all "those" problems.. ( .. kids.. you need not blush in anticipation... you rats i know you've watched all the episodes of this so stop giggling and read on..)So this guy calls up and says.." errr.. doc?"

ika ( i know all guy): yes.. guy: well... you see... i " leak" fast...

me: leak?? what leak?? kaha say leak? laughing starts.... still on the chair..

ika: ( Smiling now in anticipation.. allmost getting aroused with this poor dude's problem)," how long do you last??"

guy: ........ 2 mins..

Me: half way down the chair with tears rolling......

ika: "hey 2 mins is fine, all you need is more foreplay and then your wife will get orgasm, thats it.
2 misn is fine"

beep beep beep...

I just don't know why, but I allmost fell on the floor laughing... sorry for the poor 2 mins chap though...good luck dude...

But what is this hypocricy about? In a country where even a word like "fuck" is censored in the media this overweight dude, who presumably things that he is one greek god of love or whatever, is happily advising guys oneverything on earth and leaving nothing to imagination. I'm always in favour of sex education, but then why the hypocrisy? what are we trying to potray ourselves as. On one hand ppl say no sex education in schools cause of all silly reasons.... and on the other yeh sab.....

conclusion: we all are a confused lot..... God bless us..

I wonder what kinda stares does mr know it all's fair lady would get from the neighbours...(..me and my filthy miiind)
But anyways.. I guess its stil a loooong way to go before we all open up to sex.. oh common how many of us have not secretly watched ftv,muting the tv set??

Till then..... what was that channel no again??