As I sat...

The other day i cleaned up my room and all...and sat on my old desk...Stacked on the table and in my old shelf were my most fav books. My books from 10th standard, my notes, my intermediate (12th) texts and guides, all my IIT and EAMCET prep material, a whole shelf of engineering texts, CAT, GATE, abcd.. everything.

I removed couple of them and started reading: Fundamentals of Physics by resnick and halliday i guess it was or by resnick haliday walker. Electronic circuits: black pad, yellow pad and white pad...all of them.

It gave an eerie feeling that..well..ive read all of you just the other day..Still remember those underlinings, the book marks I had made etc. My IIT prep books which were left half way..or quarter way.

I was so happy that I was back into those innocent days..it just felt like yesterday..and then..suddenly..realization dawned...I've passed my intermediate in...2002!! In 2000 I started the IIT etc preps.. 11 WHOLE YEARS OVER!

I've passed out of engineering in 2006...5 WHOLE YEARS OVER! Dunno how many engineering batches passed out since then...I'm suddenly..26 years old..or young..which ever way it should be

Can it all come back?? Could I please relive it all over??

Geometry and Waxed legs...

I hate Geometry, and I love Geometry.... The questions look so deceptively simple and equally deceptively intriguing.Especially when the only practical Geo yours truly knows is making vulgar faces at sa when sa ain't looking..hehe..( just kiddin... but really wanna do this thing once before I die....)So there's this problem staring at me mockingly..... more mocking than the sex doctor does.. in my previous post.. mr i know it all dude.... soo draw a line from the vertex to the mid point....its called a median...I feel championed...I've just learnt what is a median... this is how long my concentration lasts in Geometry problems...Then i'm back drooling over ..... you know who...


Just then I see this pin up of Lord Sai Baba in the hall room...Dude looks good with a sharp trimmed beard, an orange gown that runs down only till the knees... and a nice waxed pair of legs... So in all he looks THIS good... and THIS fair.. straight out of that men's fairness cream ka ad..

Now now folks.. no offence intended here... and yours truly is no atheist... only thing I wonder is, was sai baba really so damn good looking,with a cool head gear and those waxed legs, was he a meterosexual o wat?? after so much of toiling and stuff how did he keep so fair?? was this look of histhe " in thing"?

Or is it mere we people who are just not ready to accept people just as they are? Do we alway try to look at people, things, the way we want them to be?Lets face it people, you are on your own in this journey so stop cribbing about others and lets get a life..
Its so easy for me to scrip about sa or george or the poor 2 mins " leak " chap... but how much do I know my self?


Its taken a hell lotta time, patience, money and experience for me offlate to come atleast somewhere near to anything that can be termed self realisation.Its still a long way to go for me, but all the better that I atleast know a rough path that I would tread on.. Amen....
So I wonder if I should wax my legs sai baba ishtyle.... this way I could also become a pin up.. and FAMOUS AND RICH AND POWERFUL.... I'M A TYRANT THEN....!!!!! MUHAHAHAHA...... where's the razor?? And is that round looking figure an octahedron in disguise or a simple cute walla circle??


" Whatever.........."

Personal what???

( laughing out loud and allmost rolling over the floor...).. just coudln't resist putting this up. Will continue the character assasination of my fellow mates in the coming posts... But check this..
There's this tv show on some telugu channel, tentatively called " personal touch"... i happened to come across today. Had always heard of it during the college days in those " only guys allowed" walla discussions..So here was this " i know it all, muhahaa" kind of a dude facing the set with a background that resembles the ad of a male contraceptive...He is supposed to solve all "those" problems.. ( .. kids.. you need not blush in anticipation... you rats i know you've watched all the episodes of this so stop giggling and read on..)So this guy calls up and says.." errr.. doc?"

ika ( i know all guy): yes.. guy: well... you see... i " leak" fast...

me: leak?? what leak?? kaha say leak? laughing starts.... still on the chair..

ika: ( Smiling now in anticipation.. allmost getting aroused with this poor dude's problem)," how long do you last??"

guy: ........ 2 mins..

Me: half way down the chair with tears rolling......

ika: "hey 2 mins is fine, all you need is more foreplay and then your wife will get orgasm, thats it.
2 misn is fine"

beep beep beep...

I just don't know why, but I allmost fell on the floor laughing... sorry for the poor 2 mins chap though...good luck dude...

But what is this hypocricy about? In a country where even a word like "fuck" is censored in the media this overweight dude, who presumably things that he is one greek god of love or whatever, is happily advising guys oneverything on earth and leaving nothing to imagination. I'm always in favour of sex education, but then why the hypocrisy? what are we trying to potray ourselves as. On one hand ppl say no sex education in schools cause of all silly reasons.... and on the other yeh sab.....

conclusion: we all are a confused lot..... God bless us..

I wonder what kinda stares does mr know it all's fair lady would get from the neighbours...(..me and my filthy miiind)
But anyways.. I guess its stil a loooong way to go before we all open up to sex.. oh common how many of us have not secretly watched ftv,muting the tv set??

Till then..... what was that channel no again??

cut-a-go-riiiize

Situation: First year engg, English class..
We had this english sir who was always conducting discussions in the class.
" so how do you make a good speech? any ideas? anyone from the class"
All the while yours truly is seriously drawing mating animals on the back of the book. Just then a voice says: " Sir, we need to katagarize things". ( spelt:cut-a-go-riiiize) .sir: " what??"
voice: we need to katagarize things. (cut-a-go-riiiize) .
Now this was the limit.. I mean, my imaginary male creature was almost getting his orgasm....moi:"psst sir, the voice means to say catagarize, like organise...." ( and back to the poor dude waiting for my attention on my book...GO boy GOOOO)

This,friends, was the beginning of one looong story....


"To my son-I tell him I will see him again soon. To keep his heels down while riding a horse. To my wife...That is not your business. "

Gorgeeeeee.......

" Hey nash, saw the match huh?"....
Above mentione are always to be expected in the first two lines that Vivek aka George aka Gorgeeee aka Jacob aka... **%*^%& ( this is a family blog... even kids read it). So apart from spoiling my hindi by teaching me his HPS lingo, spoiling my English by teaching me his Hinglish ( what else does qualify as latkofying from the bus??)

nash is of course yours truly...... thanks to george..

This is Vivek George Jacob for you. Tall, Dark and NOT handsome..hehe.. Met this guy on the very first day I went to college n knew this would strike a chord. Loved sharing his lunch ( Biryani from swathi tiffins mdpt)/ or mom key haath key choley. This dude comes off as THE modest guy in ece b ( with due respect to others in line: vijay venki uday etc.. long list with yours truly not included.) ALWAYS ready to help... how many intenals must I have cleard JUST because of Gorgee..

With all the " khatta" jokes ( another Georgian lingo... this will go down the history books ppl) we shared to the " hard work" we did during our paper presentation... I wish all this never ends....Wish those days were frozen in eternity..

hmm.... so may be cause he is this smart that the make up box fell for him?? ( with due apologies to the box...only fun intended here... and if ya still get pissed off , then with due respect stop reading and do something better with ya life )

How can I forget the day it happened?? oops.. george.. sorry bhai... I owe you a kick in my arse for all that follows.

So that fateful day.. moi just two benches behind George in the mechanics internal... George goes to collect the paper.. obviously to blast the questions when moi is cursing that stupid newton for making all those stupid laws... and then ...........time froze....

George completed the paper in 20 mins.... all the while moi staring at sa ( nope... no mentioning names boss.. who's getting sued here??)... will complete george ka story later...... provided he gives me an approval ( for the kick in the arse deal of course... moi will write the story anywas..)

Next time: More about SA...



"Oh my God. I've won the Tour 'de France" ---- Lance Armstrog.

My neighbour...

It was heartening ( my apologies if the spelling was wrong.. phew i'm impossible)..... for a change I was really happy with the proceedings in our neighbouring state..... people.. esp the lawyer community protesting against a prez in uniform.....
For a state , so hopelessly entrenched in dirty politics.. terrorism... the infamous US connection... it made little sense to me that people here even do care for a prez with or without that uniform of his... but honestly speaking , its a welcome change I see.....
This is essentially the power of democracy as I see it... the power to argue.... to rationalize things... we may not like the governments, the politicians, but this does in no way undermine the importance of the ideal of democracy.... The process as I see is divine. The outcome may not always be flawless,but then please do not blame the institution for it.
It might need some changes, some tweaking here and there, and the equations will behave properly.. so to all those who are like India is all dirty politics and this and that...plzzzz.. take a hike!

PS: Read Calvin and Hobbes people ( this one for the uninitiated)... This one really rocks.. For a change we could learn sth from a 7 year ol' kid..

AB rocks...

And then AB goes on to describe every major and minor place worth watching in apna hyd.. that ...err.... yours truly hasn't watched too... haven't even been there yet... aray yaar.. coffee day.. eat street say fursat miley to naa!!! my only excuse.. but not worth it yet...

So end of the day.. I leave for home, both happy and sad.. happy cause my bike's now looking like it was the day I had got it.... dosen't make any bonus sounds except for the engine beat.. and the brakes finally get some exercise...

Why sad?? Only God knows.... How did I miss out on these little things in life? when was the last time i watched a movie?? Independence day on TV last night..


Honestly.. how many of us are living our lives the way we want to do it?? Do we really want to slog for hours at a stretch, under constant watch of an asshole who is not even fit to be a pune....
when was the last time you guys went out for a morning walk, just to feel the morning breeze? When was the last time i've climbed atop my apartment, not to catch a glimpse of her but to look at the sun set for a change??

And besides... Even after AB's lecture... do I honestly have time for all this??... Guess I do. .... Guess I don't...


"You'll be remembered for two things in life: The problems you solve and the ones you create.. you choose which way.."